Casually dying of sexual frustration.
(Source: fymeg, via dontcallemloso)
Most people fail to realize that you can do so much more with an ordinary pack of noodles. Noobs (Taken with instagram)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:
Hold up I look like shit
via laugh-addict
(Source: ryanhigainspired)
Bye bye Mr. Boots…. (Taken with instagram)
(via chaystar)
LOL I wish…………………………………………………………that they were less creepy about it.
Bella kind of looks like a dude too. Lesbo. (Taken with instagram)
O.O (Taken with instagram)
You’re probably going to see a lot of her today (Taken with instagram)
Little girl fell asleep to B.I.G’s Greatest Hits Album…d’aaaww (Taken with instagram)
What are you looking at, Bella? (Taken with instagram)
